Oh my god, the Internet

FRIENDS CUT. Not because I secretly hate any of you (except you--yes, YOU), but because I feel bad about browsing everyone's posts but never really commenting. So, in an effort to actually respond to people's post, I got rid of a bunch of people who never update or whose journal I would never really comment on. If these actions propel you into a murderous rage, just let me know, because I probably did it accidentally. Or I just secretly hate you.

Also, if you haven't seen Flight of the Conchords on HBO or Comedy Central yet, you need to start watching it. Immediately. Here's a clip. And if that link doesn't satisfy you emotionally and physically, go read the webcomic Brain Fist or just look at some of the other stuff on that guy's site, because it's pretty awesomely insane. I am particularly intrigued/infuriated by the hypercomics and hyperfiction, because they're super weird and intricate. If, after all of this, you're too awake to sleep but too tired to masturbate, you could always go check out the "200 Bad Comics" at Nedroid.com. The guy accepted a challenge to draw a bunch of shitty comics, but I think he kind of failed because a lot of them are still hilarious.

3. This dinosaur.

6. This movie.*

19. This puppet...thing?

37. The Polyphonic Spree's cover of Lithium. If you want to know how I felt when I came back home last week, this is pretty much it.

46. Me.

48. You.**

69. Cute gay birthday cards for some chick named Erika.

152.

455.How hot I am as Dr. Strangelove.

457. How hot I am right now (okay, so I'm currently trapped in the sun, but that in no way detracts from my legitimate hotness).

505. Terry Gross--well, except for her name, which is...er, I'm pretty sure you can put the right adjective here. I'm seeing her at the Tennessee Theatre tonight and then she's going to sleep over at my house and tell me all about tongue-kissing Ira Glass and Carl Kassell at the same time.***

*I might have posted this before, but it's the sort of heartwarming winter tale we should all treasure this time of year.
**Note how I am #46 and you are #48. But that means nothing. Really. Just note it. There'll be a quiz.
***NPR=Non-stop Pornographic Radio. Or it will be once I start working for done it.